Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my kids
my computer
that's all I really need
Favorite Books:
never learned to read
What I Like To Do For Fun:
LoL
Favorite Songs:
Lamb of God
Favorite Movies:
none they all been sucky lately
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
fucked driving down the highway doing 100+ barely able to see
Talents:
touching my tongue to my nose
and able to fuck for 5+ hours when I want to...
Perfect Mate:
Perfect mate doesn't matter anymore cause I got kids so I guess the perfect one would be anything I can get away with
Perfect Date:
skip the date and have sex
Turn Ons/Offs:
turned on by watching you lick anything that comes out of your pussy.
turn offs are stupid guest questions
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
cause I am the sexy funny fat guy