Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
boobies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies aaaaaaaaaaand boobies
Favorite Books:
Dr Seuss cause its easy to read and it makes me giggle
What I Like To Do For Fun:
masterba.....i mean watch movies
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
boobies
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
playing with boobies
Hobbies:
does bothering the hell out of people for fun count as a hobby?
Talents:
I am ambidextrous...i can fap with either hand :P
Perfect Mate:
i just want someone that will let me play with her boobies without screaming, now that would be perfect
Perfect Date:
a nice candle lit dinner, a walk on the beach holding hands and talking about everything, followed by her letting me play with her boobies
Turn Ons/Offs:
well, seeing as how a strong wind gets me excited, pretty much anything turns me on...what the hell is a 'turn off'?
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
there is absolutely no reason you should get to know me, so i suggest you run away now as fast as you can