Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
nah.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Kale
My hitachi
Cats
A bath tub
Magic
Favorite Books:
The Last Unicorn, 1984, The Kurt Cobain Journals, Holes
What I Like To Do For Fun:
unintentionally being really loud, wiggling, being the little spoon, being bad, crying, getting the life sucked out of me by vampires,
Favorite Songs:
MCR, Nirvana, Defiance Ohio, Jeffery Lewis, Ghost Mice, Rosa, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Tegan and Sara, Nicki Minaj, Daft Punk, Caribou, Rihanna, Sneaker Pimps, The Smiths, Zedd, The Knife, Mr. Hopkinson's Computer, Royksopp, TLC, Robyn, Crystle Castles, Britney, Beyonce, Grimes, Bjork, Hurray for the Riff Raff, Joy Division, Pansy Division, The Mountain Goats, Chvrches, Purity Ring, Banks, Porter Robinson, Piebald, American Football, Bright Eyes, Pity Sex, Promise Ring, Pencey Prep, Frnkiero and the Cellabration, Prince, Veldt, Museum Mouth, Motion City Soundtrack, Say Anything, Twenty One Pilots
Favorite Movies:
The Last Unicorn, Labyrinth, Tank Girl, Pecker, Harold and Maude, Kiki's Delivery Service (or anything Miyazaki), Party Monster, Spinal Tap, Clueless, Mean Girls, Best in Show, The Shining, The Exorcist, Rec, The Breakfast Club, Beetlejuice, Grease, Hard Candy, Ravenous, Otto, Creep, Tron, Suspiria, American Psycho
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I was consensually tazered with a cattle prod by a group of hot girls
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Burning Man!
Hobbies:
lighting candles,
nesting in trash piles,
putting things in jars,
drawing,
writing,
reading your tarot,
being broke,
watching horror movies, dreaming about horror movies
singing and making music on rooftops with my friends,
consuming endless piles of information about paranormal phenomena,
Walking other people's dogs,
listening to podcasts,
Talents:
Naked hula hooping (I can take my bra off WHILE I hoop!)
Perfect Mate:
Gives me money for my honey ;)
Perfect Date:
concert, shopping spree on your dime, burgers, beer, hot tub, making out in the forest
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: 'Please' and 'Thankyou', Generous tippers, long sexy private sessions, my Hitachi, people who ask nicely, Dirty talk, being your little dog, pain, caning my thighs, having my nipples tortured, sucking cock until hot cum erupts down my throat, ordering others around, deep-throating until I choke, being told to masturbate, begging to cum, and making you cum in what ever way you want.
Turn offs: People who are pushy, people being freeloaders or expecting free shows
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
My sexy hairy body, my bad ass-ness, my awesome taste in music