Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Beer,
Bourbon,
My cats,
My penis,
Jergens Lotion
Favorite Books:
Replay
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Jerk off
Favorite Songs:
Listen to the Music - Doobie Brothers
Favorite Movies:
Back to the Future
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Saved a stray kitten
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Smoky Mountains in Tennessee, USA
Hobbies:
Pottery, ring making, masturbating in the shower
Talents:
Not many. I'm a talentless hack.
Perfect Mate:
None. I've given up on having a mate.
Perfect Date:
I don't date. I gave it up.
Turn Ons/Offs:
>>>Turn on - Pretty Women on MFC <<<
>>>Turn Off - Pretty women on MFC demanding tokens for EVERYTHING.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am interesting. I will talk to you instead of demanding that you take your clothes off and do kinky, weird, disgusting things.