Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Is there an inherent one? Probably not. What's my meaning of life? Just do you. Don't hurt anybody if you can help it. Laugh more.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Internet. Food. Water. Sleep. Something to smoke on.
Favorite Books:
Game of Thrones series, Cirque du Freak series, The House of the Scorpion, Harry Potter series.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Play competitive games online.
Favorite Songs:
oof. Favorite artists are Milo, Highly Suspect, Incubus, Foo Fighters, Eminem, Parkway Drive.. everything but country tbh
Favorite Movies:
Forrest Gump.
Her, A Quiet Place, Full-Metal Jacket, Count de Monte Cristo, Star Wars, Marvel Movies(most of the time), Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail. 5th Element.. there's a lot.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Join the military.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Home.
Hobbies:
Gaming, card games, skateboarding, writing, doodling.
Talents:
I know a few card tricks. I can chug beer like a pro. Used to be able to take huge bong hits right after a chug too. Or before a chug. Exhale.
Perfect Mate:
Myself
Perfect Date:
Depends on the date. We'll say it's the first one. Sit down at a quiet little mom and pop pizza parlour. I have a beer to quiet my nerves. You can have one too, if you want. We talk about our interests, crack jokes, form a connection. Share a milkshake before parting ways, maybe end the night with a nice kiss if everything went well. I'd settle with a solid hug though.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Good sense of dark humour. Open-minded. Plays video games with me.
Turn offs: Closed-minded. Religious. Thinks geek culture stuff is childish.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'll make you laugh.