"Oh my goodness. That's unfortunate. That is really very unfortunate. I just... I feel BAD for you. That's a really pathetically small dick. Seriously. I can't imagine actually getting fucked by that thing. Hahahahah you need a strap on. Don't even bother with that thing. Just... god. Put your pants back on and go to the sex shop. Don't come back until you've got a strap on."

***Watch out for SEXY HAT TRICK games!
Hat Trick Prizes
--choose a song for me to sing karaoke
--cuddle with my kitty
--hand bra
--flash one boob
--flash BOTH dem titties!
--one spanking
--three good spanks
--I put on the actual hat
--read dirty fan fiction of character of your choice
--see my cute pedicure
--I watch your cam for one minute
--shake dat ass!
--snapchat for one week!
--1st to see new photo set before it is available for purchase**
--Skype time!**
--YOU CHOOSE! (excludes starred options)

***Snapchat (100 tokens/week), Kik (150 tokens/day), and Skype (60 tokens/minute) are all on the table! CLICK HERE TO TIP OFFLINE FOR KIK OR SNAPCHAT!!!

***STOCKINGS, HOSE, AND PANTIES FOR SALE :) see what I'm wearing on cam and make an offer <3

CURRENT NAKED PIZZA HERO: youseekyoda with 1294 tokens towards the last "answer a pizza delivery naked" countdown



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--youseekyoda