Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Honestly, I think about that a lot, is this it? Is there anything more? Can there ever be anything else? Am I doomed to walk the earth lost, like those who came before me? Is there a secret that can break this cycle and elevate a common soul like mine or am I doomed to follow this path for the rest of my days? What came before? What happens next? Is it like this for others or am I just insane? Are the things we know, real? Or has our entire reality been fabricated to influence an outcome favorable to the powers that be? But why?
Favorite Books:
does anyone even read these?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Prance through small unsuspecting villages, stealing rye and mead while squashing their tiny straw huts
Favorite Songs:
smash mouth - All stars
nothing else
Favorite Movies:
softcore interpretive found footage comedies
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Missionary for the sole purpose of reproduction
Hobbies:
Well, there's always something in my mouth! \_()_/
Talents:
See "hobbies"
Perfect Mate:
1. Gotta smoke fat bowls
2. Head game better be on point
3. eggs
4. bread
Perfect Date:
Smoking weed behind the all you can eat sushi place before we go in and put them out of business
Turn Ons/Offs:
twats
for both
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I might possibly actually be bigfoot... So... You know...