Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
'Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.'
Favorite Books:
George R. R. Martin: Song of Ice and Fire series
Charles Bukowski: Women
Louis von Sacher-Masoch: Venus in Furs
Marquis de Sade: 120 Days of Sodom
Stephen King: The Regulators, Everything's Eventual, Misery, On Writing
Piers Anthony: the Incarnations of Immortality series
Robert Jordan: the Wheel of Time series
Roger Zelazny: The Chronicles of Amber series
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sex, blogging, and shooting enemies in the head.
Favorite Songs:
I know the words to a shitton of Journey songs.
My dad got me into Shinedown and Nickel Creek.
I grew up learning Garbage songs because Shirley Manson is the first famous woman I wanted to fuck; I grew into a deep alto.
I imitate Gwen Stefani when I sing No Doubt songs in karaoke bars.
Favorite Movies:
28 Days Later
Dawn of the Dead
Battle Royale
Suicide Club
Black Swan
Chicago
Dreamgirls
Moulin Rouge
House on Haunted Hill
Hobbies:
Sex blogging, hoarding new technology, knitting, making jewelry, drawing, writing, web design, and playing video games (first person shooters, survival horror, puzzle games, roguelikes, RPGs. My preferred platform is my beastly PC.)
Talents:
Deep-throating real cocks, occasional squirting (which I apparently have no control over anymore), writing snarky reviews, and being unnaturally awesome.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Bass voices and growling in my ear are huge turn-ons.
Talking about technology is arousing (especially tech that I have less experience with. YES, BE MY ROOT, TELL ME MORE ABOUT SUDO APT-GET)!
I also like people who sing to me, are at least as geeky as me, and people who are dominant/aggressive in the bedroom.
Turn Offs:
Needy people
Codependency
Being rude to the waiter
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm hilarious, hot, and a good listener. If you'd like to dispute any of these claims, you are totally free to go fuck yourself elsewhere!