Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
why does there have to be a meaning?
why cant it be the niceing?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
attention attention attention attention and cupcakes in that order
What I Like To Do For Fun:
fun is evil it is for bad people you should be ashamed for even reading this -.-
Favorite Songs:
the lolly pop guild from the wizard of ozz
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
there was this one time with a pork chop
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
anywhere but here
Hobbies:
collecting ear wax from small asian children in the north part of mexico
Talents:
that thing with my tongue your mom likes so much
Perfect Mate:
herpasouras
Perfect Date:
a bottle of vaseline and a basement with a cattle prod
Turn Ons/Offs:
herpadirka
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
you shouldn't