Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
The meaning of life is to live
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My Cell Phone
My Vibrator
My Louis Vuitton
My Dog Oklahoma
My Sunglasses
Favorite Books:
Fifty Shades of Grey
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Anything having to do with the water, water skiing , surfing, sitting in a hot tub or sauna
Favorite Songs:
Savage by Megan The Stallion,
Wap by Cardi B, Stupid Love by Lady Gaga
Favorite Movies:
Kill Bill, Pretty Women, He can happen to anyone
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
. I made a fake email, fake Facebook (generic selfie of an attractive girl), fake Tinder, and I swiped. And swiped. And swiped. Through likely hundreds of guys, all to the left, until I found him. And I swiped right. This was the bait. A few hours later, I get that notification. He swiped my fake hot girl right.
"So obviously I'm in way too deep, I need to find out what happened. I develop a good friendship with him and fake girl. I eventually say 'I've never met anyone on here. I imagine going on a real date would be weird! Have you met anyone on here in real life?' (Smooth as butter, right?) He goes on to tell me that he had in fact met one girl (me) and had a date and it went 'okay' as he put it. Okay? OKAY?! Are you kidding me? You tell me what a wonderful time you had and how awesome you think I am and how you can't wait for the second date, and it went okay.
"Now I'm pissed. I text him again. I tell him that I clearly did something wrong and I just wanted to know what it was. Why hasn't he texted me this entire week he's been home after coming home from the music festival. I was fully expecting him to ignore this along with the rest, but no regrats right?
"Well, on Sunday night, he texts me. Turns out, he had stayed in the US for an extra week to visit some family and couldn't text. He was just using Wi-Fi to post pictures from the festival
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be in Mykonos Greece
Hobbies:
Hiking, Cooking, Baking, Water Skiing, Ice Skating
Talents:
I have too many 5o list
Perfect Mate:
An ideal partner is respectful of and sensitive to the other, having uniquely individual goals and priorities. Ideal partners value the other's interests separate from their own. ... They are respectful of one another's distinct personal boundaries while at the same time, being close physically and emotionally.
Perfect Date:
Take a long walk in the park. Get some fresh air. ...
Meet for breakfast. Start the day right. ...
Browse a bookstore. Books are sure to spark good conversation. ...
Take a cooking class. Get creative in the kitchen. ...
Visit an outdoor market. ...
Plan a day trip. ...
Go for a picnic. ...
Go to a poetry reading.
Turn Ons/Offs:
When someone has bad breath. ...
When a person smokes. ...
When the other person is just not that into it. ...
When there is a lack of respect for boundaries. ...
When a person's fingernails need trimming. ...
When someone has poor hygiene. ...
When someone can't get a word in.When you pull us over to your side of the bed in the morning.
Because were still waking up, and theres no better way to do that than in a handsome guys arms.
Freestar
2. When you tell us you think were beautiful beautiful.
Beautiful holds so much more weight than pretty or gorgeous, especially when a guy drops it unexpectedly when youre both just chilling out in your lounge wear.
3. When you compliment us on something non-physical.
We love it when you tell us how funny, kind, intelligent, or deep we are because it re-assures us that youre not just with us for our body. (But dont stop telling us were beautiful either.)
4. When youre kind to total strangers.
When you get up for the elderly and pregnant ladies on the subway, or you stop to chat to a stranger on the street and pet his dog; our heart does a major backflip in our chest.
5. When you touch our knee under the table.
It doesnt need to be anything more than your leg gently brushing ours, but it definitely heats things up a whole lot and gets us thinking.
Freestar
6. When you remembered what we told you three weeks ago.
Were always wondering if youre really listening to us. So when you do something thoughtful like treating us to lunch at that restaurant we told you we loved, or you secretly read our favorite book and then share your thoughts on it, were blown away.
7. When you make us laugh.
Who doesnt love laughing? Make our sides hurt with laughter and youll instantly be more attractive than you were five minutes ago. Bonus points if youre able to laugh at yourself, too.
8. When you whisper in our ear.
It doesnt matter so much what youre saying to us, but having your face so close against ours and feeling your warm breath against our ear just kind of does it for us.
9. When you give us a massage after a long, stressful day.
Even if you just massage our neck or our feet, we wont be able to stop thinking about you touching us in other places.
Freestar
10. When you gently touch our hair.
When you tuck a strand of our hair back behind our ear its such an innocent act but gets us falling hard for you every time.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
All always keep you guessing and entertained