Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To spoil me? https://amzn.com/w/3D3Y8Q8P75ZH1
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my art, my animals, my friends, and the rest I'll tell you later
Favorite Books:
The Sirens of Titan, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Road, pretty much any short story collection
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Usually I like to get drunk and talk shit.
Favorite Songs:
I was just thinking about those "if I could have brunch with any famous people of the past" scenarios and long story short, I ended up on Maury with Arnold Schoenberg and Edvard Grieg, not sure which of whom was my baby daddy. What I'm trying to say is, I like them. And a bunch of other "classical" composers. And even modern artists not affiliated with the classical genre... from Bjork to Seals and Crofts. Wow I sound pretentious (I guess if the shoe fits...)
Favorite Movies:
I love movies that are either really great or really horrible. I really hate most blockbusters and I'm not into superhero stuff. WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKEN NERD?!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I recently had sex in a public restroom because I'm cLaSsY
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I've been wanting to go to Norway!
Hobbies:
Who has time for hobbies when you're practicing music and studying and masturbating all day? But if I'd have to pick one I'd say it's judging others.
Talents:
I'm a pretty good singer most days. I'm pretty quick witted some of the time. Also, pretty good at impressions, but probably not of anybody you'd know so I don't know why I even put that here.
Perfect Mate:
I've already found my perfect mate, but I'll happily chill with y'all and show you my hot bod.
Perfect Date:
Hmm... I imagine there'd be some good food, some nicely timed friendly jabs, some sexual tension, and then a release of the tension. That'd be just swell.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I love a man who can take charge, but I hate a mansplainer. I love when a guy takes care of himself, but I hate too much cologne (and also, stop shaving off all of your pubes, bald dicks look like those hairless mole rats). I love fellow weirdos. I can get down with the normies from time to time but could probably never have a meaningful connection with one.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a pretty loving and accepting person, I think. Sometimes I'm even funny.