TelaXXXAlexis
Status:
Profile Headline:
TelaXXXAlexis
Last Broadcast:
Last Updated:
My Most Recent Pictures
About Me
Username:
TelaXXXAlexis
CamScore:
1000
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Red
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
120 pounds
Height:
64 inches
Age:
45
City:
New Haven
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Moderate
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Party
Marital Status:
Married
Occupation/Major:
Art
School:
Yale
Favorite Food:
strawberries
Pets:
1 pitbull, 1 one-eyed mutt, 4 cats, 2 birds, a bunch of fish, an albino frog....and a partridge in a
Automobile:
hell yeah im mobile
Friends
Average Rating:
Rate TelaXXXAlexis:
You must login to rate.
Admirers:
Profile Friends:
(this person has nobody on their friends list)
(this person has nobody on their friends list)
Favorite Models:
(this person has no favorite models yet)
Password Protected Galleries
-
4 Photos
Photo Galleries
-
19 Photos
Recent Photo
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
wow!the meaning of life...hold on lemme drop some acid and ponder that....mmmm...for real? i guess in my eyes, we only live this life once so live it right. be kind to everyone, do what makes you happy and see power and light wherever you feel. dont feel pressured by others beliefs. who knows whats right? so live your life the best way that you know how. and make choices that make you happy. they may not always be the right choices, but you will always be happy and that's all that matters. Dont let someone else's opinions or stipulations hold you back. Live the life that you want to live, without regret. I always said 'If you spend your whole life saying what if, then you never really lived your life.' When i take my last breath i want to be able to look back at my life happily and proud to say i made the most of the time i was given , sometimes i may have stumbled and made my mistakes but i learned my lessons and have no regrets.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Phish
2. sunshine
3. Unsweetened Iced Tea
4. strawberries
5. car
Favorite Books:
I am a bookworm, classic literature, fluff novels for fun and especially non-fiction. Some of my favorite selections:
1. 'Soon to be a major motion picture', 'Revolution for the hell of it' 'Letters from the underground:To America with love', 'steal this urine test' and 'steal this book' to name a few by my hero ABBIE HOFFMAN
2. The Sookie Stackhouse novels by Charlaine Harris
3.'the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Tests' by Thomas Wolfe....You're either on the bus or you are of the bus...
4. 'the Catcher in the Rye' J.D. Salanger...but who doesnt love this book, it is the definition of classic!
5. Anything by Hunter S. Thompson.... 'fear and loathing in vegas', 'fear and loathing on the campaign trail' anything by Hunter is just pure genius. my love of journalism and creative writing is devoted to Hunter, and the poetry of E.E. Cummings
6.anything by Jack Kerouac....
7. Anything by Ken Kesey. He didnt just drive the bus, he was also one of the literary geniuses of his generation. Im sad i missed that generation...i really did 'miss the bus'
pretty much anything from the counter culture i am obsessed with. if you have any suggestions id love to hear them.
Poetry is also a passion, my faves are...
EE Cummings, Ginsberg, William S. Burroughs, Neal Cassady, Michael McClure and anyone in 'the beat generation' most of my modern poerty likes come from unknown artists who i see at local poetry readings...
i love history and philosophy too....check out some McLuhan...
****im always in the mood to talk books and literature. A guy who can carry on an intelligent conversation with me is a major turn on!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
my favorite thing to do for fun is go to see a Phish Concert. but if there is no phish, then my idea of fun is playing with my dog or just chillin in some comfy clothes at home with Alexis.
Favorite Songs:
Im a music snob. I LOVE- Phish....thats all i listens to. you may catch me listenin to the beatles, the Dead or Pink Floyd or other classic rock. but thats it. my exact words on modern music are usually 'the last great time in music was the 90's, when grunge died so did popular music'
Favorite Movies:
Forrest Gump, Suicide Kings, Resivoir Dogs, Anything by Tarintino, House of 1000 Corpses, Rob Zombie is an awesome director. We love Horror Flicks. Bittersweet Motel, Stand by me, how to lose a guy in 10 days, the sweetest thing, Festival Express, Office Space, Idiocracy, ANYTHING by Judd Apatow, Phish:IT, Phish:Live in Vegas, ANYTHING by Kevin Smith, Harry Potter series, pretty much anything with Drew Barrymore or Angelina Jolie (I LOVE them)... I'm a girls, i like girl movies, i love Chick Flix ;) I also has a thing for old movies, classic films (i took alot of classics on classic film and films in literature) Hitchcock Rules- Rear Window is one of the greatest movies ever made. Stanley Kubric is also a genius. One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest!!!!!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
lot of stuff...hmm....sex on a strangers front lawn in another state in broad daylight. pretty much 75% of my phish tour stories, like when i swam into the everglades at phish New Years Eve 1999-2000 to get a sign posted NO SWIMMING WADING OR DRINKING -its one of my favorite possesions, i used to love stealing signs, i would do anything for a real TOUR ST or SHAKEDOWN ST.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
If i cant be at a phish show i wanna be here making and hanging out with friends
Hobbies:
Art, Silversmithing, jewelry design and fabrication, hiking, swimming, going to the beach, taking the dogs for a walk/hike/swim sewing clothes.
Following Phish tour around the world
SHOPPING
MAKING IT A ROCKIN GOOD TIME WHEREVER I GO
Talents:
Acting, Singing, Dancing, sculpture, Metalsmithing and blacksmithing, jewelry and clothing design, sewing clothes and costumes
IT IS PROLLY NOT APPROPRIATE TO DISCUSS MY BEST TALENTS IN THIS BOX, I COULD SHOW YOU...IN ANOTHER 'BOX'
Perfect Mate:
My perfect mate can be anyone that can make me can get me off. Laughter is the key to my pants and heart.
Perfect Date:
Rent an RV and drive up to Limestone maine for a phish festival and hang out and dance and party a little and then we retire to our private rv for some real partying I can cook all of our meals and just enjoy each other and the beauty of northern maine and love and dance the days away. def my perfect date!
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons: sense of humor, intelligent conversations, compliments, sweet gifts from the heart. guys not being afraid to be open with their emotions and be sensitive but will protect me. Having people watching me alone or with my husband or with my girlfriends is a HUGE turn on.
A big turn on is having my husband watch me cum for other people or having him join in so other people can watch as well.
turn offs: mean, rude or fake people, Liars. people who make up stories about other people to make themselves look better. people who do not enjoy giving or receiving oral sex
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
The best reason to get to know me is ...(((((((((((drum roll please)))))))))))))
I am just a fun and down to earth chick who really want to make some new friends. I love to have a good time and want to share our fun with you. I am not all about the money like some other chicks might be. Money is awesome, dont get me wrong, but its not the only reason i am here. I love to play and joke around and i hope theres some men out there who will enjoy my company.
I also love to love myself and am turned on when people watch me or me with another girl. It is even hotter to know that people watching me get off are so turned on that they are getting off. that's so hot i'm getting wet just thinking about it...
Message Wall
You must Login to post on this wall.
If you do not have an account, Sign up for your FREE account. All you need is an e-mail address!