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Come Again
Song by Damn Yankees
I was a loner cruisin with the wind
I wasn't looking when you pulled me in
I had to leave you, like I always did
You knew damn well I'd come again
Now I'm falling, where I've never been
My resistance is wearing thin
Somewhere in the distance
Like a long lost friend
Woa, woa wo wo yea again, come again
Lord here I come again
It's been so long since I've seen you girl
Swear I've been around the world
Every room is an empty space
In the darkness I see your face
Wo wo wo, wo wo wo, wo wo wo
When I finally get my hands on you
Tell you what I'm gonna do
Lay you down strip you bare
Make love to you 'til the morning comes around
I wasn't looking when you pulled me in
Wo wo wo wo, yea yea yea
Lord here I come again
Come again, come again, I say lord
I wasn't looking when you pulled me in
Wo wo wo wo, yea yea yea
Lord here I come again
Wo wo wo, wo wo wo, wo wo wo
Wo wo wo, wo wo wo, wo wo wo
I wasn't looking when you pulled me in
Wo wo wo wo, yea yea yea
Lord here I come again
Favorite Books:
Strange Way
Song by Firefall///
Didn't I hear you cry this mornin
didn't I feel you weep
Teardrops falling down on me
Like rivers in my sleep
In my dream of laughter
You came creeping with your tears
Telling me your sorrow
In the trace ends of your tears
That's a strange way to tell me you love me
When your sorrow is all I can see
If you just want to cry to somebody
Don't cry to me
No don't cry to me
Didn't I hear your voice this morning
Didn't you call my name
I heard you whisper softly
But the words were never plain
And in your dream of darkness
I came shinin like a sun
Waiting for the laughter
But the last I never caught
(Repeat Chorus)
Didn't you feel alone this mornin
didn't you need a friend
And in your darkest hour
You came runnin back again
In my dream of laughter
You came creeping with your tears
Telling me your sorrow
In the trace end of your tears
That's a strange way to tell me you love me
When your sorrow is all I can see
If you just want to cry to somebody
Don't cry to me
No don't cry to me
Don't cry to me
Don't cry to me
Don't cry to me
That's a strange way to tell me you love me
That's a strange way to tell me you love me
That's a strange way to tell me you love me
Favorite Songs:
"The Stranger"
Song by Billy Joel....
Well, we all have a face
That we hide away forever
And we take them out and show ourselves
When everyone has gone
Some are satin, some are steel
Some are silk and some are leather
They're the faces of the stranger
But we love to try them on
Well, we all fall in love
But we disregard the danger
Though we share so many secrets
There are some we never tell
Why were you so surprised
That you never saw the stranger?
Did you ever let your lover see
The stranger in yourself?
Don't be afraid to try again
Everyone goes south
Every now and then
Ooh, ooh
You've done it, why can't someone else?
You should know by now
You've been there yourself
Once I used to believe
I was such a great romancer
Then I came home to a woman
That I could not recognize
When I pressed her for a reason
She refused to even answer
It was then I felt the stranger
Kick me right between the eyes
Well, we all fall in love
But we disregard the danger
Though we share so many secrets
There are some we never tell
Why were you so surprised
That you never saw the stranger?
Did you ever let your lover see
The stranger in yourself?
Don't be afraid to try again
Everyone goes south
Every now and then
Ooh, ooh
You've done it, why can't someone else?
You should know by now
You've been there yourself
You may never understand
How the stranger is inspired
But he isn't always evil
And he is not always wrong
Though you drown in good intentions
You will never quench the fire
You'll give in to your desire
When the stranger comes along
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Talents:
Yodeling. Performing exorcisms while drunk....Winner of "Big Man on Canvas" Artistic award 2003... Host of Sunday "Redneck Roulette" on Amazon Prime...Punnett Square therapist. Raising the Jolly Roger. Makes blood wine for vampires. Food coach for vegetarian zombies . Head of the Stan Kowalski Fan Club.....Writer of a collection of short stories about "The Secret Lives of Camgirl Dildos in Eastern Europe"...
Sex therapist for nuns. Creator of the Hope Diamond buttplug. ...Spiritual leader of the Village of the Damned. Fortune teller for recovering Gypsies.Captain of the Good Ship Tootsie Roll. President of the "Send George Takei To Antarctica " GoFundMe...Bucket List goal to create a name for an Itchy Rear drug for Pfizer....
Montana Dental floss farmer. Grows Romanian lettuce. Patent for the snack Soylent Hazel.... Sugar- Substitute Daddy for camgirls. Pest Exterminator of Lilliputians. Astrologist for the Catholics... Messiah to a tiny human race that lives on a small Caribbean island.
Perfect Mate:
Truth is, the best one never tries to mold you in order to control you.
Perfect Date:
Jim Croce " I'll Have to Say I Love you in a Song"//
Well, I know it's kind of late
I hope I didn't wake you
But what I got to say can't wait
I know you'd understand
Every time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I'll have to say I love you in a song
Yeah, I know it's kind of strange
Every time I'm near you
I just run out of things to say
I know you'd understand
Every time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I'll have to say I love you in a song
Every time the time was right
All the words just came out wrong
So I'll have to say I love you in a song
Yeah, I know it's kind of late
I hope I didn't wake you
But there's something that I just got to say
I know you'd understand
Every time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I"ll have to say I love you in a song
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Funny when a woman doesn't realize her beauty goes way beyond her age and appearance.
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