TheRoyalScam
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Hours are like Diamonds....don't let them waste.
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Meaning of Life:
Your Life Is Now
Song by John Mellencamp 1998//
See the moon roll across the stars
See the seasons turn like a heart
Your father's days are lost to you
This is your time here to do what you will do
Your life is now, your life is now, your life is now
In this undiscovered moment
Lift your head up above the crowd
We could shake this world
If you would only show us how
Your life is now
Would you teach your children to tell the truth
Would you take the high road if you could choose
Do you believe you're a victim of a great compromise
'Cause I believe you could change your mind and change our lives
Your life is now, your life is now, your life is now
In this undiscovered moment
Lift your head up above the crowd
We could shake this world
If you would only show us how
Your life is now
Would you teach your children to tell the truth
This is your time here to do what you will do
Your life is now, your life is now, your life is now
In this undiscovered moment
Lift your head up above the crowd
We could shake this world
If you would only show us how
Your life is now
Your life is now, your life is now, your life is now
What I Like To Do For Fun:
The Royal Scam..
Song by Steely Dan 1976///
....
And they wandered in
From the city of St. John
Without a dime
Wearing coats that shined
Both red and green
Colors from their sunny island
From their boats of iron
They looked upon the promised land
Where surely life was sweet
On the rising tide
To New York City
Did they ride into the street
See the glory
Of the royal scam
They are hounded down
To the bottom of a bad town
Amid the ruins
Where they learn to fear
An angry race of fallen kings
Their dark companions
While the memory of
Their southern sky was clouded by
A savage winter
Every patron saint
Hung on the wall, shared the room
With twenty sinners
See the glory
Of the royal scam
By the blackened wall
He does it all
He thinks he's died and gone to heaven
Now the tale is told
By the old man back home
He reads the letter
How they are paid in gold
Just to babble in the back room
All night and waste their time
And they wandered in
From the city of St. John without a dime
See the glory
Of the royal scam
Favorite Songs:
Suite Madame Blue....
Song by Styx 1975.. ///
Time after time I sit and I wait for your call
I know I'm a fool but why can I say
Whatever the price I'll pay for you,
Madame Blue
Once long ago, a word from your lips and the world turned around
But somehow you've changed, you're so far away
I long for the past and dream of the days with you,
Madame Blue
Suite Madame Blue, gaze in your looking glass
You're not a child anymore
Suite Madame Blue, the future is all but past
Dressed in your jewels, you made your own rules
You conquered the world and more, heaven's door
Oh
America, America, America, America
America, America, America, America
America, America, America, America
America, America, America, America
America, America, America, America
America, America, America, America
Red white and blue, gaze in your looking glass
You're not a child anymore
Red, white, and blue, the future is all but past
So lift up your heart, make a new start
And lead us away from here
Favorite Movies:
I Will Fight No More Forever.
Talents:
Yodeling. Performing exorcisms while drunk....Winner of "Big Man on Canvas" Artistic award 2003... Host of Sunday "Redneck Roulette" on Amazon Prime...Punnett Square therapist. Raising the Jolly Roger. Makes blood wine for vampires. Food coach for vegetarian zombies . Head of the Stan Kowalski Fan Club.....Writer of a collection of short stories about "The Secret Lives of Camgirl Dildos in Eastern Europe"...
Sex therapist for nuns. Creator of the Hope Diamond buttplug. ...Spiritual leader of the Village of the Damned. Fortune teller for recovering Gypsies.Captain of the Good Ship Tootsie Roll. President of the "Send George Takei To Antarctica " GoFundMe...Bucket List goal to create a name for an Itchy Rear drug for Pfizer....wrote original lyrics for evangelic Led Zeppelin "The Psalm Remains the Same" album..
Montana Dental floss farmer. Grows Romanian lettuce. Patent for the snack Soylent Hazel.... Sugar- Substitute Daddy for camgirls. Pest Exterminator of Lilliputians. Astrologist for the Catholics... Messiah to a tiny human race that lives on a small Caribbean island.
Perfect Mate:
Truth is, the best one never tries to mold you in order to control you.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Funny when a woman doesn't realize her beauty goes way beyond her age and appearance.
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TheRoyalScam
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Age:
107
Sexual Preference:
Straight
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