TheSoutherner
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TheSoutherner
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Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
125 pounds
Height:
65 inches
Age:
37
City:
Sweetyville
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Occasional
Drink:
Moderate
Drugs:
Party
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Waitress
School:
Some College
Favorite Food:
Spaghetti & a little bit of everything!
Pets:
Cat
Automobile:
Need One Desperately!
About Me:
I'm the best, you'll see. Just listen to my voice and you'll understand why I'm the greatest!!!
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Meaning of Life:
Still Trying to Figure that One Out. To the Best of What I Can Figure Out Now: I think we are all here to Learn and Make Ourselves Better, to be Kind to One Another, and Treat Each Other Literally as We Wish to be Treated.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My Family, My Cat - But My Cat has been gone for over a week now!! I don't know what to do. Honestly, I am beside myself!, My Friends, My Books (help take my mind off anything shitty going on in my life i.e. my kitty cat missing. :-(
Favorite Books:
Fall On Your Knees by Ann-Marie McDonald, Bait by J. Kent, House of Night Series by P.C. and Kristin Cast, Doors of Perception/ Heaven and Hell by Aldous Huxley, Beautiful Creatures Series , Clockwork Angel, Prince, and Princess , Also by the same authors - The ShadowHunters & Charlaine Harris Sookie Stackhouse Novels.
I will literally read anything, and give it a chance! I'm not saying I'll end up reading it all, but I will try anything once! Most of the time, I like the books (or stories) much more than I thought I would, and I've discovered Anyone can enjoy reading if you just find something that interests you!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Outdoor stuff, and cuddling up with Netlfix or binge watching my favorite shows!
Favorite Songs:
AEROSMITH is the band I can listen to and no matter how bad I'm feeling, listening to them will put me in a great mood! I Love Eminem, Sarah McLachlan, and many more.
SEXIEST Songs EVER to Me (not the Only Ones, for sure!) : Lips Like Morphine by Kill Hannah, Wicked Games by Chris Isaak, Closer by Nine Inch Nails, (along with a few other NIN songs but Closer gets me going every time), Silence by Sarah McLachlan DJ Tiesto Remix, Oh Yeah! And the True Blood Theme Song! Bad Things by Jace Everett; Habits by Tove Lo; Waiting Game by Banks; Wanted by Danny Elfman
My tastes are all over the place! I like Rock & Roll, Classic Rock, and Old School (&psychadelic) Rock the Best! However, I also jam to Country, Techno (a bit), Pop music, and Gangsta Rap! I have always felt I appreciate the passion involved in the writing of the songs, more than letting a category tell me if I like it or not.
Songs Important to Me: Show Me the Light by Mystery Jets, The Band Perry - If I Die Young, You Lie, Hip to My Heart; Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit, Heart Shaped Box, All Apologies; Led Zeppelin - Fool In The Rain - Stairway to Heaven; The Entire Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon album; Bob Seger - Night Moves ... If you ever want me to love a song for the rest of my life, tell me it reminds you of me* (true story)..at least half of the songs I just mentioned remind me of someone*
Favorite Movies:
Mixed Nuts, Empire Records, Dazed and Confused, When Harry Met Sally, Clueless, Cruel Intentions, GO, Fight Club, BeetleJuice, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Snatch, Drugstore Cowboy (by Gus Van Sant) - I can watch every one of these movies twenty million times over and never be tired of watching them just one more time! There are many more I'm sure, but I just can't think of them at this second.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I honestly would have to think about that one. I'm down to try Anything Once! Twice if I like it! Get to know me, and we will figure out the craziest thing together, if you want!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Enjoying some tropical weather with a hot guy!!!
Hobbies:
Love to Read!! Learning to Cook better every chance I get! I love to make jewelry, unfortunately it is very expensive to amass all the different colors/ kinds/ sizes/ etc. of beads to really feel like I'm able to make almost anything that hits my fancy at any time. Unfortunately, I brought my 3 Huge bags of beads and tools to my ex-boyfriend's house to let his mother Choose the beads she wanted me to make her bracelet, necklace,and earrings with. In Short, I was being way too nice to a boyfriend who was never Truly nice to me, and EVERY SINGLE PIECE of Jewelry, Bead, Tools, Etc.was Stolen out from under my nose! Although, it's still my lifelong dream, it broke my heart. So, I really haven't been making my jewelry hardly at all since that happened, a few years ago.
Talents:
I'm a Great Swimmer! Haven't been swimming, or working out like I'd like to for a while! But You All Will Be Literally SEEING that Change as we Get to Know Each Other Better!!!
Perfect Mate:
Someone who would be my best friend (and a great lover, obviously). I'm the girl next door, the girl who can hang with the guys, and am just a "cool chick" to hang out with.. but if you're the chosen one I let into my bedroom.. well, I'm so much cooler in there...
Perfect Date:
Anything from "dinner and a movie" to "hiking and camping"... and everything in between. It's about the guy, not the date.
Turn Ons/Offs:
TURN OFFs: Arrogance is the Worst! Being a Know-It-All is So Unattractive, because anyone who knows ANYTHING, knows that NO ONE Knows It All! So that's an incredible Turn-Off for Me. Even Worse, is the Know-It-All who believes they Know It All So Much, they can't even agree to disagree! Ugghh, They 'Just Know It All!!'
TURN-Ons: Being Intelligent (You don't have to have book-smarts to be smart) , Having a Great Sense of Humor, Being Kind and Considerate, Caring about the Underdog
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm really sweet! I'm Super Fun! I'm non-judgmental, so you could tell me Anything if you just wanted someone to talk to, I would definitely be there for you! I'm funny, and goofy, and silly! I love to have a good time* and I actually have a brain on me, so we could have an intelligent conversation if you were so inclined*
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