Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42 duh!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Pop Rocks,
Sofa ( see story below),
Electric tooth brush,
Left sock...........Right sock
Favorite Books:
Curious George, Wheres Waldo.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Vacuum, Vacuum , Vacuum
Favorite Songs:
Mongolian throat singing.
Favorite Movies:
Croctopuss, Croctopuss II
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Bought a sofa one time. It was awesome. Barely made it out alive!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Moon. duh!
Hobbies:
Competitive Vacuuming. Ranked # 7 Worldwide
Talents:
see hobbies
Perfect Mate:
5 foot tall 230lbs. Preferably with one eye and no teeth. Not gender specific.
Perfect Date:
Large meal followed by 3 hours Greco Roman wrestling.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn offs: Long walks on the beach. Good books. Being able to read and write.
Turn ons: see Perfect mate.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im pretty boring so you will seem totally cool to me. Your self esteem will sky rocket.