Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Destroy the turtles!
Favorite Books:
101 turtle soups and stews,
How to get news chicks
Favorite Songs:
*raps* i hate music, i think its the worst!
Favorite Movies:
10 inch mutant ninja turtles
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Stole then raised my arch enemies baby daughter, naming her "Karai" and training her to hate him... Her own true father... hahaha!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Ruling the world from Japan and eating Turtle Soup
Hobbies:
Collecting porcelain vases,
Planning world domination,
Creating mutants.
Talents:
Martial arts master,
Linguistic wordsmith,
Porcelain expert.
Perfect Mate:
April O'neal
Perfect Date:
Kidnap n' chill
Turn Ons/Offs:
Yellow jumpsuits,
Red hair