TheeObskure
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Username:
TheeObskure
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Ample
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Blonde
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
315 pounds
Height:
82 inches
Age:
47
City:
Eugene
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Moderate
Drink:
Moderate
Marital Status:
Separated
Occupation/Major:
liquor store clerk
Favorite Food:
don't have a favorite
Pets:
cat
About Me:
I've never been 'normal', even 'weird' people think I'm 'weird'. I'm a rare one. I'm autodidactic and a polymath (of sorts).
I don't have normal relationships and I hate small talk. I grew up in the 80s and early 90s in a smallish town with parents that had too many of their own problems to help me with my own. I was bullied mercilessly in school, and that sort of soured me on humanity as a whole. I dropped out of highschool when I realized that all my classmates were cheating off my tests.
Uh..yeah...if you're still reading this...well...DO SOMETHING!
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Meaning of Life:
There isn't a meaning to life, nor is there an 'ultimate' truth.
We are here, we have no definitive answers about anything, let's make the best of an otherwise questionable situation.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
The obvious. Sex, air, water, food and breath.
Favorite Books:
too many to name. All time favorite authors include H.P. Lovecraft, Clive Barker, E E Doc Smith.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
See 'hobbies'. I tinker, I read, I learn, I exist and observe. I think.
Cogito Ergo Sum.
Favorite Songs:
Metal, but I like all sorts of music. If I like it, I like it regardless of genre.
Favorite Movies:
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension, Ghostbusters, Dead Alive.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I turned 300 people onto cough syrup over the course of 1 weekend, back when I was 21.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'm not sure. Thinking Seattle might be nice this time of year.
Hobbies:
I make/Hack things, learn, observe, watch movies, go for walks, play guitar/keyboard, live. Too hyper to have one hobby. :)
Talents:
I have a ridiculously good biographical memory, I also have an encyclopedic memory; information sticks in my brain like white sticks to rice.
I have other talents, but I can't discuss them in polite company ;)
Perfect Mate:
I'll know her when I know her. That said, she's gotta be intelligent (not necessarily book smart, either), fun, reasonably outgoing (i'm an introverted extrovert by nature, I need somebody to help bring me out of myself), Non racist (and preferably, not white, sorry ladies, I've been ruined for white women).
Having said all the above, at the end of the day, I'll know her when I know her, regardless of skin color, creed or other things.
Perfect Date:
i dunno what a perfect date would be, I'd like to have fun with who I'm with and I'd like to be able to share and stuff. Grow together. Cheesy yes, but the truth nonetheless.
Turn Ons/Offs:
ignorance is the biggest turn off, lack of curiosity is up there too.
turn ons? I like thick girls, not obese, but pleasantly plump to plump, ethnic girls, and a sublime ass (NOT FLAT!). I also like curly hair.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I've been told I'm amazing. I dunno about that, but I do know that I've got a lot to share. Not necessarily the classical things, as I'm not a classical man, but things of worth all the same. It's a shame to not have somebody to share life with. Also, I have a really nice cock. :)
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LucidSins
Why didn't you tell me how sexy you were?!? I want to pull yer hair! Yup.. you read that right... I wanna pull it.... preferably while your face is buried somewhere else. 
VioletWitchy
so sexy :o