Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
There is none, every trace of our individual existence will be gone when the sun blows up. The least we can do is pet a lot of dogs and eat some tasty food.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Logic. Sanity. Dogs. deez titties. My mom (baw <3 Look, mom, you're mentioned in my online porncam profile!)
Favorite Books:
I love relaxing Fantasy books:
Wheel of Time (if you come nerd out about WoT with me, I will love you forever), Song of Ice and Fire, Harry Potter (obv), The Warded Man, Dragonriders of Pern, The Fitz and the Fool (this is one of my favorites), The Kingkiller Chronicle
What I Like To Do For Fun:
In recent years, I've pushed hobbies off to the side to make more time for school, I try to work 10-12 hours a day, 5-6 days a week. Most nights are spent smoking weed and relaxing at home. I really do enjoy doing a lot of things though, graduate school has just put a damper on that. When I graduate and make real money, I want to pay off my medical debt (veterinarian and hospital) and buy a boob job and a hang glider.
Favorite Songs:
I don't actually like music that much, I only listen to it in the car or while working out (which my lazy-ass hasn't done in yeeeeears). I listen to a lot of classical while writing or studying to stay focused. But when I do listen to music for "fun" it's usually one of these: Kpop, 90s and 2000s pop, new rock
Favorite Movies:
I don't watch that many movies, but I love martial arts movies. My favorite (watch it if you haven't seen it) is this one called Chocolate (not the French drama movie) about an autistic savant girl whose savant-talent is martial arts. She goes around Thailand beating the shit out of gangsters to get money for her mom's medical bills. So fun <3
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once spent a week doing nothing but increasing my wood cutting skill in Runescape.
I guess hang gliding; people think it's crazy but it was actually really safe and tame. I want to buy my own glider when I get a real job (parachutes are expensive as balls).
I once fucked a 19 year old, French Canadian, pro-gamer; then went to hook up with a FWB immediately after without him knowing. That was pretty fun.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
My bucket list: eat a burrito on a beach.
Hobbies:
"Jack of all trades, master of none".
Video games (hmu to play PUBG or LoL, I also used to play Runescape, WoW, Hearthstone, etc).
Cosplay (my strengths are armor and prop building, I make all my own stuff).
Socializing (for serious, come talk to me).
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Eating food (bonus points if in combination with the above).
Wood working (literally D: not what you're thinking).
Comedy (suuuuuuper amateur, haven't actually performed yet).
Kayaking/Paddleboarding.
MMA (jiujitsu and muay thai).
Work (lol, fml; however, this means I'm ready to work for some tips, just the tip).
Going out with friends (being a basic biiiiiitch).
Cooking/Baking.
Makeup.
Jumping stilts.
Petting dogs.
Showing cleavage.
Talents:
I have about as much talent as a loaded baked potato.
I really, really, love dragons, is that a talent?
I'm pretty okay at reading scientific literature, I guess.
I can pet 3 dogs at once with only 2 armhands.
Perfect Mate:
My ideal man is a hot doctor with a fetish for gross girls who don't have their shit together. If you can't handle me at my Smash Mouth, you don't deserve me at my Guy Fieri.
Perfect Date:
Bar -> Booze -> Bed
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Offs: Rudeness, using the wrong form of "their"/"there"/"they're". Turn Ons: Alcohol (I'm a pretty easy date)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can make u feel like a princess bbydoll <3 ;) Fuck getting to know me, I want to get to know YOU. I super love meeting new people, I love learning things from people, tell me about your hobbies, what it's like living where you live, teach me something I didn't know before.