Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
clearly, a trick question.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1.) my puppy
2.) music
3.) bubbles
4.) 3D chalk
5.) your mom
Favorite Books:
- all my friends are dead.
- all my friends are still dead.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
fill out online profiles
Favorite Songs:
anything your mom sings me
Favorite Movies:
the holy mountain
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
something not involving your mother
...or did it?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
id be with your mom.
Hobbies:
- starting small fires (unintentionally)
- laundry
- having my car stolen. or at least people seem to think so. assholes.
Talents:
- ability to withstand extremely annoying people for extensive periods of time
- juggling (extremely hidden talent)
Perfect Mate:
your mom.
Perfect Date:
anywhere your mom takes me.
Turn Ons/Offs:
- light switches
- the clapper
-I/O
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
i laugh when people fart in their sleep.