Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Bein' pro as a motherfucker
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Basic accommodation befitting a middle-class American lifestyle and four awesome things
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Stare ominously out the window of the top floor of my tower of skulls with a sinister grin on my face
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Punched this dude in the face for stylin' on me
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The moon, probably.
Hobbies:
Fighting crime, mixing cocktails
Talents:
I can do this thing with my thumb that makes a really weird noise
Perfect Mate:
Befittingly nifty
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm nifty