Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Water. Air. Cigarettes. My Gun. And Comedy.
Favorite Books:
The Great Gatsby.
The Emerald Tablet.
I read mostly Plays.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I do stand up. It's really important to me. I paint. And make bad decisions.
Favorite Songs:
Tool, Talking Heads, David Bowie, Queen, John Prine, Beck, Portishead, Die Antwoord.
Favorite Movies:
Bunny and the Bull, Sunshine, Running Scared. Let the Right One In, Hesher, Benny and Joon, I am a Convict from a Chain Gang in Georgia.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Once on Thanksgiving I blew up my mom's kitchen with a science experiment. Years earlier I actually had set on fire the very same house.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Right Here. I'm sort of a bad ass.
Hobbies:
Telling Jokes, Painting, recreational Drug use. Dancing.
Talents:
I'm an award winning actress.
I think I'm hilarious.
I'm resourceful as fuck.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Everybody always tells me I'm the best. Because I'm fucking awesome... and humble.