Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, shelter, water, air, and the Oxford comma.
Favorite Books:
Anything by Tom Robbins, though Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates is my favorite.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
The internet, it is my life.
Favorite Songs:
Anything but Christmas carols. I HATE bloody Christmas carols.
Favorite Movies:
Blue ones.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once ran away with the circus for almost a year. True story. Good times.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be throwing myself down a mountain at a high rate of knots on two planks of wood.
Hobbies:
Reading, cooking, hanging out scantily clad on the internet
Talents:
Why don't you come let me show you? ;)
Perfect Mate:
Kinky and adventurous, and likes to laugh
Perfect Date:
My birthday, of course!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Biggest turn-on: Writing out full sentences
Biggest turn-off: Stupidity
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm like an onion- many layered, and I'll make you cry. ;)