Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
You don't find out until the very end!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sarcasm, wit, masturbation, rum, and 8-Track cassettes!
Favorite Books:
The Yellow Pages, and 50 Shades of Magenta..
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I'm here aren't I?
Favorite Songs:
Almost anything except metal and really old country.
Favorite Movies:
Porn from MFC Models
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Does sticking my tongue to a frozen metal pole count?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be some where that would probably get me arrested! (but it would be fun till that happened)
Hobbies:
Wait this isn't a hobby? Now I'm confused.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I just know it when I see it!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Get to know me and you will not.have to ask.