Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Do onto others as done onto you.
And...
I've only had one orgasm in my entire life, I do believe that once someone can teach me how to do this by myself, that I will share my enjoyment with others!! ;)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Natural Ice Chapstick,
My Family,
My Dogs,
The Internet,
My Name Is Earl & Arrested Development DVD's
Steak and Baked Potatoes,
Stickers,
A mans hands,lips and cock
Accessories,
Mouthwash,
Class,
Quick Wit, conversation,
Sex toys ANY sex toys! I have three of them in my whole life, and they're from a discount store.... Sad! Lol
Favorite Books:
Play girl Scratch N Sniff
Hustler magazine
Any nude mags!
Okay, Seriously?
I Want My MTV! by Rob Tannenbaum & Craig Marks
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Depends on the atmosphere, who is in attendance, & how much they can keep my attention....
Plan parties, decorate, the food, all of it!!
Go to low budget award shows and fill the seats while the Z list actors go pee, drink, do drugs,have sex on commercial break during the show.
People watch, interesting places such as airport, disneyland. I love trying to guess what their life is like, or not. :)
Meet new people!!
Search for the never ending quest for an orgasm.
And lately, i want to share myself, and in public. help!
Favorite Songs:
Everlong-Foo Fighters,
The entire 5150 record, front to back.
Van Halen w/Sammy. The best! Hands down. You think Roth is better? Ha! Prove it!!!;)
Most Hair Metal
Most 80s New Wave
Favorite Movies:
Fast times at Ridgemont High, Just Friends, Back to the Future, Star Wars, Empire, Indiana Jones, I am Chris Farley & The Do-Over
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Its not the craziest thing I have done, I want to fulfill a new one!!!
I really want to start doing some of my fantasies & do need some help with some!!!
Life is all about sharing. And I would love to find a few partners in crime that will help me in these!!!
Ask me, and if I feel that your that one person that is able to help me out, lets do this!!!
I'm so ready.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Scorekeeper at an Orgy.
Or tied up by some of you! The catch is you gatta bring a friend!! Each going down on me, in pairs, licking slow, then fucking me as hard as they want to go.
Then, passing me off to the next two.
While Im in a sex swing too.
Mmmmmm..... that sounds fun right now!!
Hobbies:
Meeting new people who are fun & interesting to talk to!
CONCERTS, CONCERTS, CONCERTS!! Stand-Up! Stand-Up!
Talents:
Percussionist, knowledgeable in all things Pop Culture, ahhh.
Very good with eye,hand, mouth coordination.....
I have perfected a few lately, I would love to share! Go ahead and ask!
Perfect Mate:
Ahhhh!!! Great question!
This has changed many, many times in my life. Physical characteristics changed such as I lived for blonde hair, blue eyes, which would change to brown eyes, brown hair, Spanish men I liked.
However, now it's for me if he's quick witted, knowledge of current events, and of some useless facts that makes me laugh, and who knows that I'm funny as hell and sexy as shit.
*Honestly, you can't force anyone to being your perfect mate, however, you can come damn close with the help of a trusty basement, zip ties, and Roofies!!!!!
Perfect Date:
Originality in this area scores massive points, and score high enough will for sure get you to the bonus round!
Turn Ons/Offs:
On: laughs at my jokes, likes dogs, open minded, good to their own family, sluttiness...
Off: loud chewing, know it alls that don't know crap, loud talkers, unloyality, people who turn on their own family, people who don't laugh at my jokes, due to stupidity!! :0
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I will be of constant entertainment, both viewing, and Non Viewing pleasures......
What is that you ask?
Why tell you the secret to the hidden gem?
What fun is that? Everyone wants a challenge, everyone. Life gets too boring and basic at times and even someone as cool as you can get bored.
I promise you, Come on in and see what adventures we can get into together and if at least i don't peak your interest, go down to the nearest liquor store and buy any alcohol, come back, and TRUST ME, I'll show you that life can be alotta fun with ME!