Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
If I knew the meaning of life, I would have been silenced already. Shhhh.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. My dog, Bubbles
2. Chapstick
3. Dr. Pepper
4. Books
5. Turtle themed jokes
Favorite Books:
Babel, Animal Farm, The Midnight Library, and the Silent Patient
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I love to just curl up in front of the window in a blanket with a good book and a glass of wine.
Favorite Songs:
All across the board: Santana, Eminem, Leon, it changes constantly
Favorite Movies:
Good Will Hunting, Step Brothers, Talladega Nights, and The Shape of Water
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I danced on a stripper pole in the basement of a frat house.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be in a cabin in the mountains away from society.
Hobbies:
Reading, fitness, video games
Talents:
Excel spreadsheets and resting bitch faces
Perfect Mate:
The perfect mate is strongly motivated and believes in a work/life balance. They would have a sense of humor and always try to look for solutions together instead of dwelling on the negatives.
Perfect Date:
My perfect date is staying in and playing video games together while eating something tasty.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons:
If your height starts with a 6 and your weight starts with a 2
Turn Offs:
- Wearing sandals
- Being too serious
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am the most honest person you will ever meet. I love to laugh and create new experiences with people and just be authentically me.