Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I'm a nihilist. There isn't meaning in life. Do what makes you happy.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Motorcycle leathers, helmet, technology, guitars and scuba gear.
Favorite Books:
Waaaaay too many to list here. I learned to read at three, and - on average - get through a couple of books a week. Vonnegut, King, Dostoyevsky, Douglas Adams, Richard Dawkins, Stephen Hawking, Nietzsche, Austen, the Brontes and Brian Greene all rank highly.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Write/produce/direct/film/edit movies, cook for my girlfriends, fuck, go for rides at silly speeds at 3am when I can't sleep, play guitar, scuba diving. (note: this is not in order of preference)
Favorite Songs:
Usually the kind where most people go "Oh, God! Really?" It varies with my mood.
Favorite Movies:
Horror and porn, mostly... assuming that it wasn't made by me. Then I just want to re-edit/re-shoot. I am a sucker for a good musical (yes, really). If it's gory, obscene or has catchy tunes, count me in. I'm still looking for something that combines all three.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
If you want to choose for yourself, I have a very long list of possibilities: I've accidentally incinerated a chemistry lab, woken up in strange places with no idea how I got there, destroyed numerous body joints, made porn and horror films, drove over 1500 miles to pick up a friend who'd broken both legs skiing, been shot at and had to separate bits of discombobulated human from livestock. These are just some of the highlights.
Hobbies:
Fixing/upgrading my bike, playing the guitar, cooking for my girlfriends, reading, finding new ways to break things... finding new ways to fix what I've broken.
Talents:
Solving problems, fixing just about anything that's broken, travelling very light and at a moment's notice, making movies, cooking, staying awake way too much, being brutally honest, taking care of the few people about whom I truly care.
Perfect Mate:
I'm not even sure there is such a thing, but it's fun trying to find out.
Perfect Date:
Um... 12th of August 1647? Am I being tested on this later?
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons - Dyed hair (the more lurid the colour, the better), corsets and fetish-wear, dirty and open minds.
Turn Offs - Being rude, obnoxious or ungrateful.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm batshit crazy, but mostly in the cute way.