Untitledgoose
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Profile Headline:
eat dirt and die, trash
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About Me
Username:
Untitledgoose
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Large
Hair:
Always Different
Eyes:
Green
Age:
35
Country:
Canada
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Heavy
Drink:
Heavy
Drugs:
Party
Marital Status:
Involved
Occupation/Major:
Badass
School:
Rock and Roll High School
Favorite Food:
Tacos
Pets:
yes please
Automobile:
my feet
Tags:
clothed, boring, tired, anxious, chatty, funny, weird
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Meaning of Life:
M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
carbs, books, sweatshirts, jorts, modern medicine
Favorite Books:
the bible, tv guide
What I Like To Do For Fun:
surfing
Favorite Songs:
cannibal corpse
Favorite Movies:
goodfellas
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
thought to myself "i don't need to write this down, I'll remember"
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
vegas
Hobbies:
knitting
Talents:
bloop
Perfect Mate:
my exact height
sense of humour
clever
pompadour
looks good in glasses or contacts
has a dog
handsome
handy
Perfect Date:
junk food followed by an old movie
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn-ons: confidence
turn-offs: negging
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
i'm terrible
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