Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
who cares, have fun and then you die so live it up
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My makeup case, my dogs, TOYS, my mini me, and alcohol!
Favorite Books:
too many to name but here's a few, The Preacher series by Garth Ennis, Anything by Anne Rice,American Gods by Neil Gaiman, V for Vendetta by Alan Moore. I prefer graphic novels, usually sci fi and/or horror in genre. Just ask, I'm a book worm.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I'm pretty tame anymore, chill with my dogs and my offspring, read, clean my house, workout, cook, Party(on rare occasions that I don't have the lil monster)enjoy life, get new tattoos.
Favorite Songs:
GAHHHH another section that nobody will read...really?? PUnk,hardcore, metal(some), psychobilly, rockabilly, 80's glam and metal, ROCK, too much shit...I LOVE music
Favorite Movies:
Natural Born Killers, Kalifornia, Cry Baby, Stepbrothers, MacGruber....blah blah fucking blah...does anyone give a fuck??
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Become a cyber whore lol
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
on a nude beach with a adult beverage in my hand....
Hobbies:
sucking and fucking, debauchery of all sorts, getting tattoed, making fun of people, and all around pirate hookerdom...bahhhahahah
Talents:
Blow job queen, pussy licker, teasing, etc...
Perfect Mate:
A fellow swinger:)
Perfect Date:
fuck a date, let's get drunk and screw...wise words from Mr. Jimmy Buffet.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: hotttt girls/boys with tattoos, shaved cock, spanking, hair pulling, DP,3sums, deep throating, and a sense of humor doesn't hurt ha! Turn offs: douche bags that tan, wear affliction/ed hardy, and gel their hair...fucking barf, bitches that speak in a baby voice(that is NOT hot), smokers, body odor, girls that are so tan they are orange, fakeness, rudeness, speaking ebonics and/or very poor grammar.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a rare breed, a true individual. I'm kind of an oxymoron...well maybe more of a moron LOL. I love to entertain and make people laugh most of all, I live for that shit. I'm a real rad chic pretty much.