Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
ask a Priest. They seem to think that they have all of the answers.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Inside your mom (again)
Talents:
I am psychic. I knew you would be reading this
Perfect Mate:
90 year old billionaire with no relatives and an iron-clad will leaving it all to me. 'true love'
Perfect Date:
A trip to the bank to deposit life insurance and estate settlement checks.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I give away millions to starving Romanians, Haven't you heard?