Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Memes
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Oxygen
Food
Water
Shelter
Mr. Bubble Bubble Baths
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter, The Princess Bride, The DaVinci Code, The Scarlet Letter, 1984, Brave New World
Favorite Songs:
Just about anything and everything except country
Favorite Movies:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Wars, Star Trek, Pulp Fiction, Django, Hitchhikers Guild to the Galaxy, LOTR, Circle
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Pay my bills on time
Hobbies:
Drawing, writing, reading, playing video games, 4/20, drinking
Talents:
Demolish chicken nuggets at frightening speeds
Perfect Mate:
Coffee Mate
Perfect Date:
Video games, junk food and memes
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn On:
Fat wallets and big dicks.
Turn Off:
Skinny wallets and limp dicks
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Did you miss the part where I eat chicken nuggets at disturbing speeds? Because that's a damn good reason.