Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
A Penis.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Panties, nail clippers, super glue, duct tape, a toothbrush
Favorite Books:
Nourishing Traditions, The Brain that Changes Itself, The Zombie Combat Manual, The Omnivores Dilemma, Donovan's Bed, The Dark Tower, various manga
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Speak in a german accent to strangers.
yarnbomb, play video games, drive, play pool
Favorite Songs:
My musical tastes span from metal to arias
Favorite Movies:
The Fifth Element, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Young Frankenstein, Shaun of the Dead, 28 days/weeks later, Zombieland, Cruel Intentions, American Psycho, The Machinist, Hot Fuzz, Party Monster, SAW 1-7, Black Swan, and much more
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Almost gave up on my friend for a shopping cart.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
At the top of a ferris wheel!
Hobbies:
Sewing, painting, knitting, crocheting, crafting, dancing, singing, general galavanting and puck-esque trouble making.
Talents:
Dancing (tap, jazz, hip hop, bellydance), I love acting, singing (though not classically trained),
Perfect Mate:
A cat
Perfect Date:
A coffee at a coffeeshop then a walk in the park as the sun goes down. Followed by a game of pool and showing off our awesome orangutan impressions.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Pleasantries, courtesy, being fawned over, a man who knows how to dance and doesn't look like hes having a seizure.
Turn offs: Rudeness, begging, bullying, freeloaders, bad grammar over the internet.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am eccentric and love to have fun.