Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I could go really deep in to this, but would you want a philosophy student really answering this question on here?
Let's be honest, the meaning of human life is pure reproduction and then we die. YAY!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) Water
2) Food
3) Hygiene
4) Roof over my head
5) Affection
Favorite Books:
The Catcher in the Rye, Lolita, 13 Reasons why, Harry Potter series
What I Like To Do For Fun:
SING IN THE SHOWER WHERE NOBODY CAN HEAR ME and oh yeah, I draw sometimes
Favorite Songs:
Indie-rock, alternative rap, classics, honestly a very broad range...
Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, Cidade de Deus,Amlie Poulain, Spirited away, Memento, Donnie Darko, ANYTHING WES ANDERSON
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Do you reallllly want to know? Are you certain................???? Oh this is out of topic, but a lot of you guys don't believe that i'm a virgin just because I express my sexuality on here...
AH, you fools.
I am a virgin for now. I have given and received oral sex, just no penetration yet.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Banff, Canada! Google it people.
Hobbies:
Procrastinating, thinking about the meaning of life, thinking about why i'm thinking about the meaning of life, thinking about why i'm thinking of thinking about .... crap we're stuck here. And Oh yeah, I used to have a life before college. Now it's study, study, study.
Talents:
I'm busy with anything aesthetically pleasing to the eye... so that could anything from dance to architecture to art. Oh crap, this is about my talents right?
I can close all of my kitchen cabins with my foot! Call that talent? HECK YEAAAH!
Perfect Mate:
Someone who is willing to sit on rooftops with me at 2AM and look at the moon and wonder if the moon really was made out of cheese, how much it would be worth in the cheese sales in France. Would it be fermented enough... How would it taste like? And after that we would cuddle and kiss.
Perfect Date:
Midnight fair! Let's be traditional GREASE inspired dorks. Win me stuffed animals and buy me cotton candy!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on: genuinely good human fucking beings (rare specimen) Oh yeah, understanding my sarcastic side is a plus
Turn offs on mfc: I guess this is in what i'm not willing to do on mfc? Shit, puke, piss, blood, selfharm, fisting... you guys I don't even own any toys yet so.. only the brush will do for now
Turn offs in general: Rudeness, arrogance, dishonesty, being comfortable with the least of your capabilities, people who chew with their mouth open.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I think of myself as turtle.