Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
Rule #1!
Anything is a dildo if youre brave enough.
Rule #2!
Ill try anything twice.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My vibrator, attention, my phone/iPad, music, and of course, weed
Favorite Books:
Anything by Ellen Hopkins, The Hunger Games and True Blood Novels
What I Like To Do For Fun:
take sexy pics of myself, troll Craigs list, post the best fucking memes, sleep, eat, drink, smoke and fuck... make other people feel good.
Favorite Songs:
Female hardcore rappers right now.
Megan Tha Stallion, Cardi B, Swaetee..
Favorite Movies:
Zac & Miri Make a Porno
This is 40
The Never Ending Story
Twilight
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Let someone fly me across the US for 2 days for my first trip to Las Vegas!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On a beach, in a hammock, with a cold drink in my hand, and With beautiful women laying in the sand around me. Beautiful naked women.
Hobbies:
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Let's make using all this on cam my new hobby!
Talents:
Theres 3 things I am exceptionally good at.
1. Raising babies
2. Teasing
3. Fucking
The one thing that I am absolutely horrible at is...
... making decisions! Lol
Perfect Mate:
My PERSON has a job, car, and house (and If male, the ability to grow a full beard.) Tattoos are a must. GOT to be funny. You should NEVER regret something that makes you laugh.
Perfect Date:
The 4 Ds
Dinner, Drinks, and Dick/Deep, then Donuts
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons:
-dirty talk
-heavy petting
-voyeurism
-passion
-CUM!
Turn Offs:
-lack of confidence
-Not enough lube
-not doing oral/foreplay
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im a constant FUCKING delight! No seriously, Im awesome as shit. All the way around. Everyone be like, Idk why youre not wired up, youre so cool! Yeah, me either.