Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I want to live, I don't wanna die.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Laptop, WoW, Beer, Wine, Pot, Cheezburger.
Favorite Books:
Hello Kitty. We dumb. We not know how to read (or write).
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Play computer games and eat.
Favorite Songs:
Rock a bye baby. And other lullabies.
Favorite Movies:
Pokemon.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
We turned off the computers and we went out of the house. OMFG!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
We would be under the bed or in the closet, playing with our imaginary friends, Ghosty and Vampy.
Hobbies:
Walking in our house.
Talents:
Good dance partners, talented at babysitting, cleaning toilets, cooking omlets and lousy coffee, fixing kitchen sinks for generous gentlemen, awesome drivers, gardeners and just looking pretty. And we pwn at WoW.
Perfect Mate:
Lazy, overweight, bald or at least getting there, alcohoolic, misogynist, with a tiny dick and premature ejaculation. (LOVE)
Perfect Date:
With the perfect Mate described above, anytime anyplace.
Turn Ons/Offs:
We do not speak about such things for a few very good reasons.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Told you, we pwn.