Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Life owes you a living, but you're going to have to work for it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My kids, My family, My loud stereos, My guitar, My ability to laugh at everything and great sense of humor
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Shock people with how loud my car audio is.
Favorite Songs:
To many to name, but my all-time favorite song is "I'm so lonesome I could cry" by Hank Williams Senior
Favorite Movies:
Goonies, Reservoir Dogs, Tombstone, Talladega Nights, Old School
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
What's got so drunk I passed out in the parking lot and crawled into a parked vehicle to get warm, realizing the keys were in it I drove it home.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Love to be in the mountains or somewhere at least with no humidity.
Hobbies:
Custom car audio, Playing guitar,
Blowing clouds, Slaying Vagina
Hustling up plug money
Talents:
I can play the guitar somewhat I'm also pretty much an expert in the art of Cunnilingus
Perfect Mate:
Loves laughing and enjoying company, is not jealous or in doubt of my faithfulness, is aggressive sexually possibly has dentures with no gag reflex and has perfected reverse cowgirl.
Perfect Date:
Threesome with two very mature very busty very plump and experienced ladies oil wrestling
Turn Ons/Offs:
Jealousy, drama, uses the word "Hater"
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'll make you laugh guaranteed