Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
SpongeBob references
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My sacred bedroom
My knives
Cookie dough
MARIJUANA
Pet friends
Favorite Books:
Tom Robbins, Edgar Allen Poe, Alan Watts
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Paint masterpieces with a paintbrush in my butthole
Favorite Songs:
Don't get me started
Favorite Movies:
Westerns, Horror
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
hahahaaaa.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Right here, baby!
Hobbies:
Banjo, accordion, saw, puppetry, taxidermy, cute domestic housewife shit, tying you up and making you worship me.
Talents:
duh
Perfect Mate:
Your dad
Perfect Date:
hiking, ice cream, hitting a bong, cuddles.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On: Lots of hair, silliness, intelligence.
Off: Rude, basic, vain.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
My laugh isn't THAT loud