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WolfCrap
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Profile Headline: Slappin' Nuns with Hotdog Buns
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About Me
Username: WolfCrap
Gender: Male
Body Type: Large
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 289 pounds
Height: 75 inches
Age: 40
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Moderate
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: CNA and artist by life
Favorite Food: Food... like seriously.... all food. give me some.
Pets: Grymjaw the tiny beast pup.
Automobile: LogRyder (2002 chevy tracker)
About Me: I don't live in a box? I have thundercats chucks and matching wallet? I like animals more than people most of the time (not sexually....pervos)
Tags: fat, sassy, artist, weird, tattoo, beard, tall, art, odd, funny, silly, hot, sexy, gauged, pizza, chicken burrito
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: there isn't one, so just enjoy it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Earth, Firepits, Oxygen, Liquids, Organs.... (shit Captain Planet?) ahaha... no.. Reeses trumps all... except love, but I love Reeses soooo.. touche reeses touche..
Favorite Books: The kind you read and then have to own and read again at least 2 times in a decade. I'm open to suggestions. Cuz I'll gladly share some of my own.
What I Like To Do For Fun: http://wolfcrap.tumblr.com/ I make art, and it is usually from those that inspire me.
Favorite Songs: Pandora helps me out a lot... Rainbowdragoneyes, G Dragon, Rammstein, NIN, The Streets, Reggie Watts, Gorillaz, Blur, Flaming Lips, MC Chris, Frightened Rabbit, William Fitzsimmons, Radiohead, Portishead, Bjork, Cake, Bad Lip Reading... I'll add more later?
Favorite Movies: I watch so many.. love a good comicbook movie, The Fountain, Paprika, 12 monkeys, Pootie Tang, LOTRs trilogy, Fire and Ice, Avengers, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, Legend, The Dark Crystal... I dunno.. I have a ton but don't wanna write em all. ahaha.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: if I told you on here it wouldn't be worth reading. tales are meant to be told.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: I'm on a laptop... so I am.
Hobbies: Drawing random cam girls, making random art, painting miniatures, reading, hiking, geocaching, ice skating, sparring, and much much more!!!
Talents: Thinking to levels that make people's head hurt just listening to it, making art, seeing the best in people, making up random voices, eating contests, highfives, bearhugs, awkwardness in a cool way... i dunno?
Perfect Mate: Pretty sure I am getting to know one.... and it freaks me out sorta.
Perfect Date: the one that isn't but ends up causing another one to happen again and again.
Turn Ons/Offs: what am I a light switch?
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: How many people actually have a friend really named Wolf? Um I dunno.. I'm just me, take 20mins to an hour to talk to me and you'll understand why.
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hey sweetie! thanks for saying hi. I just came back!! i'm a nude model now, too. ;D come say hi in my room sometime!
hey! long time no see! hope all is well! you were one of the good ones. chat soon?!
Thanks for being a supporter and regular. you're lovely. just wanted to remind you. xo
your art is wonderful. <3
thanks, wolfcrap! you're so sweet, and i think you're my biggest supporter so far! you helped make my first day great! i really appreciate it. hope to see you around more often. <3
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Sweety pls Rate&Admire me, love, kisses
Hi sweety,I'll be glad see you in my room. XoXo rate and admire please

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