Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
"I don't wanna remember nothin'. Nothing! You understand?"
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Hearing aid. Also, a boxcar and a jug of wine. And a straight razor. . .if you get too close to me.
Favorite Songs:
"The tour saw My Bloody Valentine accused of criminal negligence by the music press, who took exception to the long period of extreme noise played during "You Made Me Realise", referring to it as "the holocaust". In December 2000 Mojo magazine rated the tour as the second loudest in history."
Favorite Movies:
"Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?"
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
"I don't know. I'm kinda fucked up in general, so it's hard to gauge."
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man."
Hobbies:
Living on gov't cheese, sleeping in a van down by the river.
Talents:
"They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were... 'unsound'."
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Doggy style with legs together. Pretty eyes.
Turn Offs: Girls who eat on camera, substances (lotion, oil, food, etc.) Excessive tattoos.
I'm not one of those guys obsessed with anal. Putting stuff in your ass turns me off, actually.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
"I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."