Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Orgasms, my phone, water, people, face cream
Favorite Books:
The little price from childhood. L'Assommoir. The story of O. Babicka, Charles Bukowski, basically anything from him. I love Harry potter But i do not like J.K. Rowling, Poetry by Bo Burnham. I love goosebumps, i love my comic books. I dont get enough time to read.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sex
Favorite Songs:
Bo Burnham, Tim Minchin, Bill bailey, Natasha sultana, Billie Eilish, Doja Cat, Offspring, Queen, Guns and roses, in this moment, Luci, Nirvana, Metalica......Uhhh Jesus ... Prodigy... Little Big, Die Antwoord, nina simone, Doctor Horrible, The Greatest Showman. Westside story. Mindless Self Indulgence, Marylyn Manson, Disturbed.
Favorite Movies:
Matrix 1,2,3 (BECCAUSE THEY ONLY MADE 3), Deadpool (Everything)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Drinking with the girls and i decided to go for a swim in the fountain in the town square outside the police station.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Iceland, Hawaii, Sri Lanka, Japan, Thailand, and the Netherlands. Its a home away from home.
Hobbies:
Sleeping, Sex, Drinking, Dancing, Art, Makeup, Culture, Comic books, Videogames, Hiking, Travelling, Eating, using my hands, Swiming, Inlines, Cycling, I enjoyed Skiing but I was only ever able to afford it once. Learning, theatre concerts, museums, gigs. I love animals so interested in them. Camping. Mushroom Picking
Talents:
I can make a 12" dildo disappear down my throat like a circus sword swallower! I can squirt up to 8 meters, I am built for sex. Seducing women.
I am artistic, so I can draw and paint. I speak several languages. I am great with makeup, I am good with hair. I am a qualified Beautician and stylist.
Perfect Mate:
I don't think there is such a thing as a perfect mate. I think if a person was exactly what I like I would get bored. I like to be scared a little bit a few little red flags, but just little ones. But I would like them to have a bright mind, intelligent, not just regular intelligence, emotional intelligence, outgoing, sometimes a bit silly, someone who wants to do more than just sits at home. Someone who has their own life and interests, someone who can teach me things and keep me engaged in conversation, who can excite me, Someone, who is confident but not cocky, someone who knows what they want and can make decisions. Someone who works on themselves, who gives themselves self-care, someone stable and confident... THIS PERSON DOES NOT EXIST. The closest thing is probably a highly functioning sociopath who can mimic these things, someone with a high sex drive, but experimental, someone who is dirty. Someone who can show me they want me, but not feel over the top.
Perfect Date:
Adventurous but not tiring. Maybe paintball or VR, have some fun then go to a nice restaurant. Maybe somewhere I have never been before, then go for a few drinks, not too many, then go dancing as foreplay, then incredible sex. But I don't even know if I have the energy for all this in one day, so I guess this is like a weekend date. Go to a theatre or cinema or concert to set a pleasant tone. GO CART RACING! Hot air balloon?
Turn Ons/Offs:
Bragging about money turns me off. Overly degrading, I like to be degraded, but you can go too far. I don't like people who disregard my comfort for their pleasure. Turn ons, I like to feel controlled, but sometimes I like to feel in control, I basically need people as switching between can be difficult. If I am subbing I like to feel like I am their toy as long as they don't go too far. I like it when a Master talks to me like a princess, take that cock, like a good girl. I discovered this fetish in a show. Sometimes I like to make someone suffer. I love spanking, breathplay, biting, and hardcore fucking.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Dirty, easy-going and low drama.