Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I have no fucking idea- I don't think anyone does, nor will anyone ever really know
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My phone
My Computer
My Bullet
My Purse
Favorite Books:
The series of books that began with Crank by Ellen Hopkins is my favorite series, as for a single book I don't know if I can think of any- I'll be honest I'm not much of a book reader- but when I do I enjoy books that are written into a journal/diary or (and I know this sounds weird) but books like Crank (and Glass) that show ones struggle with substance abuse issues as well as other obstacles- for some reason those types of books are my favorite to read (if I do, which is rareee lol)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
A lot of things
Favorite Songs:
I like pretty much all genres of music. From rap to rock, hip-hop, and R&B to heavy metal. The only genres I really can't stand are country/bluegrass, most of the pop songs from recent times, and jazz (even though I'm pretty sure all music genres stem from Jazz in one way or another lol)
. My favorite artists at the moment are Teo Laza, Golden BSP, Eazy Mac, Jelly Roll, and Merkeles (I'm definitely forgetting some but that's all that popped into my head so that will have to do!)
Favorite Movies:
SAW Series
Jackass Movies
Comedies are my ALL TIME favorite thing to watch, especially zombie movies that are made to be funny.
I also enjoy very poorly made and directed movies where they were actually intended to be decent but they are just so poorly done you can't take it seriously. (I hope I explained that well- a good example of such a movie is Trolls 2- a movie voted the worst movie in the world- wasn't meant to be funny- they made it trying to be serious but it's fucking HILARIOUS)...
enough about movies lol
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Having sex in the back seat of a car- with the windows down- on the highway :D
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere warm
Hobbies:
I am very artistic mentally but when it comes to the execution of the crafts I want to do my mind and abilities DO NOT match up lol. I am really into crocheting- I really enjoy making baby blankets specifically 1. quick and easy & 2. I get to experiment with all-new color combos lol. Another main hobby of mine is I love scrapbooking (I know, corny). I really enjoy taking pictures so that I have images to go along with the memories, and scrapbooking is a great way to show off those images.
Talents:
I hate being asked this because I don't actually feel confident that I am talented in an way. (Besides in bed lol. and sucking dick- I'm talented very much so in those areas <3) But if I had to pick something it would be my ability to problem solve and keep my calm. I'm really good under pressure and great at figuring out difficult situations.
Perfect Mate:
I will start by saying LOOKS DONT MATTER to me- I care about personality and they way one treats me. I only take looks in to account for maybe 5% of my final decision on someone. There are a lot of qualities that would make up my perfect mate. The one thing that I would put at the very top on the list would be they have to have respect for me- I've been with alot of people who didn't have this quality and I'll NEVER do it again lol. On top of being respectful, I HATE liars. Honesty is very very important to me. Even if it's bad just telling me because if you tell the truth we can work it out from there, but if you lie to me there's going to be NO fixing. They HAVEEE to have a good sense of humor because I do and I like to joke around a lot and if they can't handle my sense of humor because theirs sucks it would never work out (also having a dark sense of humor like me is plus lol). And lastly they need to treat me all around right- I have been in a lot of shitty relationships with bad people and I would want someone who is going to treat me like a queen.
Perfect Date:
My dream date would take place between late spring and early fall- any nice clear night- and would go to eat at a semi-fancy restaurant where we have to get all fancy together- and then after dinner going back home and getting into something more comfortable and grab a blanket and go lay under the stars and just smoke weed and relax and talk together- and then have some freaky sex under the stars .
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons:
Good sense of humor
Funny
Being sweet
Turnoffs:
Disrespect
Liars
Messiness
Bad Hygiene
Being conceited
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm friggin awesome