Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Water.
Food.
Shelter.
Baby animals.
My car.
Favorite Books:
SO many. I'm a fan of Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Coupland, and Francesca Lia Block. I also enjoy manga and graphic novels.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Make faces in the mirror and shake my butt.
Favorite Songs:
I love music, but I can't get into polka or mainstream country. Almost everything else is fair game so long as it's not whiney or boring. I've been listening to a lot of EDM lately. I'm also into death/technical/doom metal.
Favorite Movies:
I enjoy a good comedy (read: not dumb comedy). Quentin Tarantino films are also a good choice. I also like B-horror films that make me chuckle.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I (stupidly) got married when I was 18. Hah. You don't want to hear about it.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On a warm, sunny beach, under a palm tree, with a glass of ice water, receiving a massage.
Hobbies:
When I find spare time, I cook, bake, read, write, listen to music, dance. I also like to explore outside when it's nice enough to do so.
Talents:
I can squirt at least 4 feet and I can touch my elbows together behind my back.
Perfect Mate:
What an ambiguous, yet loaded question...
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn offs: Heavy cigarette smoking and drinking. Bad breath and bad hygiene. Mandals. Skinny, cold, clammy hands. Insensitivity.
Turn ons: Strong hands that are warm and dry. Beards. Cleanliness. Confidence. A sense of humor that complements my own. Being into social justice.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
My mom says I'm funny.