Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I have a couple of theories on the topic, but it would take too much time to type them out. They involve parallel universes, the "one" theory, and a few others that are too abstract to give them a name. The Tibetan Book of the Dead sums up a lot of my personal beliefs. Our souls are living in human form so they can continue to evolve - the pain & suffering, joy & happiness, are all vehicles in which this occurs. Family and love are at the center of it all and once you realize that you find your inner peace
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Thick, veiny cocks, cheesecake, my vapes, and yoga
Favorite Books:
brave new world, dune, American Gods, The Three-Body Problem, Infinite Jest
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Yoga, hula hooping, attending concerts, playing keys, swimming, running, basically any kind of exercise, watching my husband rail ai really hot chick, mind expansion (DMT is my go-to), good TV/movies, swinger clubs/parties, cooking
Favorite Songs:
good god this would take me way too long to list, I listen to a ton of electronica, jam, alt-rock, blues, funk, and even pop if it's done well
Favorite Movies:
Anything by Chris Nolan, 90s comedies, anything sci-fi and especially anything involving time travel/multi-verse theory
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Good Lord this is a tough one - my 20s were a blur, I was a music critic so I traveled the world attending concerts & music festivals, and the mayhem that was my life involved a lot of sex, drugs & rock n roll My husband & I are now swingers, and I started doing online sex work about 6 months ago - think a lot of orgies/group sex, and nights I won't remember but will never forget. Most memorable recent LS experience was Halloween at a swinger house party - it involved ~ 6 people in a hot tub, 2 women and 4, maybe 5 guys (there may have been some intoxication involved here, I don't quite remember every detail). Ask me and maybe I'll tell you what I CAN remember ;)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Mexico, on the beach, in nothing but a choker necklace and some sexy heels
Hobbies:
figure skating, hula hooping, yoga, working out, pole dancing, basically anything that involves moving your body in a disciplined or artistic fashion
Talents:
I am incredibly flexible, strong but not jacked (carefully cultivated/toned the muscles on my entire body), dancing, riding & sucking cock, I'm a pretty decent singer, I got clean of opiates 7 years ago after a decade of abuse and have not relapsed once since that day (so I suppose the talent would be amazing will power?), I can multi-task like a motherfucker (think working three cocks at once) but most of all I pride myself on being a loving, fun, attentive mother, and that maternal instinct has its benefits in other areas of my life
Perfect Mate:
Already found him - my husband is kind, sexy, a great husband & father, modest, brave (served 2 tours in Iraq for the marines) and fucks like the porn star he's now become thanks to me :)
Good news for those of you drooling over my perfectly shaped booty & tight, pink, wet pussy - we are swingers and he loves watching me get fucked into oblivion by well endowed men ;)
Perfect Date:
Meet at a bar, have a few cocktails while you're sliding your fingers up my skirt and under my panties under the bar/table. We talk about science or philosophy (preferably the philosophy of science) and the intellectual banter gets me so hot and heavy we skip dinner and go back to my place to fuck each other silly (just realized I described my first date with my husband )
Turn Ons/Offs:
I love being teased - fingers run lightly over my perky, pretty tits, down my toned but soft abdomen, grazing my grabbable hips before sliding slowly to my supple inner thighs - guaranteed to make me so wet I leave a wet spot on my seat
I love women, my tits are a C cup but ironically I prefer larger tits, just like most men I love just staring at them, playing with them, and watching them bounce while she slides up and down on my husband's cock or the strap on attached to my waist
Precum/throbbing, veiny cocks, make me so fucking horny all it takes is a little rubbing on my clit to make me cum. But don't do that yet - edgeplay is my absolute favorite
I can't stand cheap, aggressive men who treat women like commodities. There's nothing sexier than a man that is comfortable enough with his own masculinity that he celebrates women & treats them with the worth they clearly possess. I am submissive but it is such a turn off when men immediately start talking to me like I'm a whore that should just do whatever they say. Earn my trust, show me you're worth my time, and I'll do just about anything for you.
I can't stand women that are insecure and need to put other women down to feel good about themselves. Pick me girls are the fucking worst. The douchey guys mentioned above and these types of girls should all just move to a remote island and leave the rest of us alone
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'll get you to laugh, then get you to cum