Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Still searching
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Dudettes, Computers, MMA/Football, Water and Lime
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Spar, Game, and do stupid shit only teenagers should do
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Amateur Parkour Flash Mob
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Belize or ISS
Hobbies:
MMA, Food, watching wtf comedy, objectifying women with friends then apologizing profusely to attempt coitus with them.
Talents:
Very short 'recovery' time, if ya kno what I mean
Perfect Mate:
Still Looking
Perfect Date:
Thoroughly entertained -> Awetastic Food -> Informed generally about the person -> Coitus
Turn Ons/Offs:
TOns: Open minded females that are up for anything (may it be roleplay or base jumping)
TOffs: Impatient judgemental females and random remarks from Basics and Guests... It be hilarious till they're still pulling that shit well after an hour
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Genuine and Sarcastic attention whore with a God Complex