Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
go fast eat ass
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. your mom
2. your mom
3. your mom
4. your mom
5. my friends and family!
jk it's your mom
Favorite Books:
i can't read
What I Like To Do For Fun:
i'm very passionate about watching paint dry
Favorite Songs:
shostakovich bops. also does it sound like shit? i'm in
Favorite Movies:
the bee movie
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
continuing to exist
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in your walls
Hobbies:
have i mentioned that i really like watching paint dry?
Talents:
hah, funny joke mfc
Perfect Mate:
maybe a bee
Perfect Date:
neither of us show up
Turn Ons/Offs:
can you lick your elbow? no? okay, any good at mongolian throat singing?
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
phat ass