Chef3Legs
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Profile Headline:
Never trust a skinny Cook
Last Login:
within 7 days
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Favorite Books:
I only snore because my balls fall in front of my asshole when I sleep, creating a vacuum. If you hold my balls all night the snoring will stop
Favorite Songs:
life is like a penis, its short, it hangs out, its simple, and than a women makes it hard
Favorite Movies:
why wear witch's no panties?
for the better grip on the broom
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
"When Im going down on you and you happen to fart, Ill gently place my finger on your butthole and say, 'Hush, little one, youre next.'"
Hobbies:
whats the diffrent between a butthole and a fridge? the fridge doesnt fart when you pull the meat out!
Talents:
if a women sleeps with 10 guys, she's considered a slut, but when a guy does it, he's gay definitly gaaaay
Perfect Mate:
its not aboit the size that matters .. its the taste! totally the taste!!
Perfect Date:
The best part of having a hooker die on you is the second hour is free
Turn Ons/Offs:
If I had known that you were a virgin, I would have slowed down! If you had slowed down, I would have taken the pantyhose off before
About Me
Username:
Chef3Legs
Gender:
Male
Height:
191 centimeters
Age:
48
Country:
Germany
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Married
Pets:
cats
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Jess_peach
Great guy! 8\10
ViolaRose
best man
Jess_peach
thank you ^^
Floured
nice butt, man) 10\10
NotMeeeee
Thank you for helping me with tokens all the time. I am glad that my body is your iddeal, for which you are always ready to give a lot of money
Aryana_rousse
A good friend and excellent company
NotMeeeee
the best man
Floured
thank you for staying yourself