Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:

What I Like To Do For Fun:
Seduce men into reading my Internet profiles.
Favorite Songs:
I only want to listen to beautiful church organ music while I fuck.
Favorite Movies:
Cocoon
CQ
Suspiria
A Clockwork Orange
I Spit on Your Grave
Blue Velvet
The Hateful Eight
Jackie Brown
The Little Hours
Wet Hot American Summer
Princess Bride
Favorite Television:
Deadwood
Freaks and Geeks
Fargo
Twin Peaks
Future Man
The Prisoner
Community
Shogun
Lovecraft Country
Halt and Catch Fire
Station Eleven
Fallout
Dark
For All Mankind
Avenue 5
The Knick
Portlandia
Nathan for You
Seinfeld
I Think You Should Leave
Firefly
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Star Trek(s)
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Podcasts:
How Did This Get Made?
What Now? with Trevor Noah
Making Sense with Sam Harris
Why is This Happening?
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Schizophrenia, psychotic depression, auditory hallucinations.
Perfect Mate:
I like old dads
Come hither, Dads.
This is not a joke.
If you are not an old dad then get the fuck out of my chat.
Perfect Date:
The two of us at a nice meal, a lot of back and forth sighing.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I'm turned on by Fabio and turned off by everyone that isn't Fabio.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I want you to be underneath me because I'm currently at the bottom of a pyramid scheme.

"Oh, hi Mark."