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Profile Headline: What doesn't kill you makes you shit your pants
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About Me
Username: EvilBeavis
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Caucasian
City: Mato Grosso
Country: Brazil
Sexual Preference: Straight
Marital Status: Divorced
Occupation/Major: I wanna be your dog
Favorite Food: Quiche and escargot. Like the French say: Bone Ass Petite!
Pets: Mr Fluffy Butt is a fat poodle who loves acorns and cheap beer
Automobile: A mule named Padre Sheckie
About Me: Hello. I am Beavis, a member of the Kreen-Akrore tribe from Brazil. We have many names but are commonly called: 1-The Yunk, 2-The Protectors Of The Orinoco River, and 3-Brangelina. I'm a fucking creamed corn in my comrade's panties bad ass mofo and only old, worn out, dilapidated, leaky douche bags would rate me lower than 5.
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Meaning of Life: Back there when I was in high school, the tribal council had a difficult time placing me for employment. Despite my diversified interests, each test I completed pointed to one thing, a career in the medical field. You can imagine how excited I was to receive this news and dreams of a high paying nursing or physician's career danced in my head! At my final counseling session, I was informed my scores indicated I was best suited for the job duties of a rectal thermometer.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: 1-Geoducks, 2-Puds, 3-A combination meth rat poodle fart hallucination, 4-Really small condoms, 5-Flappy tits
Favorite Books: 1-How To Suck A Small Stinky Cock by Fellatio Poon Jr and Beavis, 2-Spermagic: 1001 Fun Things You Can Do With Sperm by Beavis, 3-The Sperm Lover's Guide To Russian Cuisine by Beavis
What I Like To Do For Fun: 1-Spread my butt cheeks on a secluded beach in front of Donald Trump and his sweaty friends, 2-Boink sheep, 3-Seductively adjust my testicles and then smell my fingers
Favorite Songs: I love classical music and my favorite albums are: 1-The Buttcracker Suite by Tchaikovsky, 2-Sheep Lie by The Beastiality Boys (rated 5 stars by Farm And Rancher magazine), 3-Butt Rock Heaven by Kid Butt Rock
Favorite Movies: 1-The Sheriff Wore A Bra starring John Wayne, 2-Beavis Is A Fat Pile Of Shit starring Beavis
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I am the current world record holder, as listed by The Guinness Book of Records, in the category of Catholic Clergy Members Who Have Pulled My Finger. As of May 1, 2025, I have had 698 priests, 19 bishops, and 2 Popes pull my finger accompanied by the obligatory return fart. Because I am in Vatican City at this moment, I am sure to add to those totals.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: In the emergency room of a major hospital having something really big removed from my ass
Hobbies: 1-Cloacal respiration
Talents: 1-Performing P Wilgus vomit extractions on deformed politicians, 2-I can lick my own balls. I can lick your balls too. If you want.
Perfect Mate: My perfect mate would: 1-Have a gigantic flabby ass like Jennifer Buttpez, 2-Be Binomially flatulent, 3-And most importantly, she would not sing It's A Small World every time she sees my penis
Perfect Date: A midnight walk thru the Rocky Gonad Mountains with a naked MILF and bitch farting every conservative talk show host we encounter
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn On: 1-Pinata's filled with sperm, 2-I think I kind of like the smell of Necrophelia, 3-Waiting for the diarrhea medication to take affect. Turn Off: 1-Happy people, 2-Large well-adjusted newts
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: 1-I am a licensed vocational asshole. 2-I look just like Brad Pitt. 3-Got milk? No! I bite ass for calcium
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