Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Go forth with kindness.
Favorite Movies:
Harold and Maude
The Jerk
Hobbies:
Arts and crafts, cuddling in bed and watching my favorite shows.
Talents:
I can't get a brain freeze and I'm very flexible.
Perfect Mate:
The perfect mate requires a genuine connection built on understanding, communication and mutual respect. I don't care what you look like, I care about how you treat me and the others around you.
Perfect Date:
The one where you put out.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On/
- humor
- punctuality
- strong hands
- neck kisses
- compliments/praise
- smells good
Off/
- rude
- stinky
- pushy
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You can call me Leela, like the fearless, sharp-tongued pilot from Futurama.
Ive got wavy auburn hair, a bubble butt, and a mind that swings between terrible karaoke and very dirty thoughts.
I love rappingbadly, passionately, often while naked.
This is where I let my wild side take over. Where teasing becomes torture. Where your pleasure becomes my favorite sport.
I dont just like getting you offI live for it. The moan, the twitch, the desperation in your eyes when I barely touch myself thats my drug.
I tease like a burlesque queen with a mean streak. I reward attention. I demand it, if you want the good stuff.
Keep me interested? Ill make your wildest fantasies feel real.
Earn my praise? Ill make you come so hard you forget your name.
Im kink-friendly, open-minded, and very enthusiastic about anal, JOI, and making you work for release.
I may decline some requestsbut if you show me respect, humor, and a little generosity?
Ill go extra hard just for you.
So.
Ready to give in to hedonism?
Or are you just gonna watch and regret it later?