Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Try not to die
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air
Water
Food
Fun
Freedom
Favorite Books:
Bird Lore by Sally Coultard
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Pretend to be a human
Favorite Songs:
The Byrds
Yard Birds
Black Crowes
Favorite Movies:
The Birds by Hitchcock
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Flown to the wrong Apartment
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On Maria's window ledge
Hobbies:
Stealing food and shitting on your car
Talents:
I can Fly
Perfect Mate:
CamilaAccardi
Perfect Date:
Sitting on your window ledge watching you masturbate
Turn Ons/Offs:
On Pretty Brunettes
Turn offs. Models who try to steal members from other rooms
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
If I know you I will probably NOT shit on your car